Basuh Kain-18

There is this couple who has a son and a small house. They
lived comfortably and happily. They have this habit of informing
each other when they want to have sex so that each partner will be
prepared. Lately the wife's parents had been frequently
visiting them and will make it a habit to stay for quite awhile .. so
their privacy of discussing their night activity is rather limited
with so many ears around and so little space.They have to separate
and wait until their parents back to their hometown. So the husband
came up with an idea ..

Husband : Sayang, bila mak bapak yang ada sini, kalau kita
          nak projek, abang nanti kata, malam ni kena basuh kain tau ..
          jadi Yang fahamlah yang malam tu abang nak projek ...
Wife : Oklah bang ..

So, the "basuh kain" thing worked out fine .. one day they
had a misunderstanding and they were not on speaking terms and to
make things worse the in-laws came for another stay. After two
days,the husband wanted to have sex, so he called his son and said

Husband : Atan, pi habak kat mak hang, malam ni dia kena
          basuh kain.

And so, Atan went to the mother and said ..

Atan : Mak, mak.. abah kata malam ni mak kena basuh kain.

Wife : Pi habak kat bapak hang, mak kata WASHING MACHINE
       ROSAK kena services bagi dalam dia clean, kalau tak nanti air clorox
       melimpah keluar..

So, Atan went and told his father. He was frustrated but he
waited. The in-laws were still around and after a few days, he had
the urge again , so he sent his son again with the same message

Husband : Atan, pi habak kat mak hang, malam ni dia kena
          basuh kain, dah banyak dok simpan!

And so Atan went and came back to his father with this
answer....

Atan : Mak kata, abah hang ni tak faham ka ..WASHING MACHINE DOK
       ROSAK LAGI.. simpanlah dulu ...

Then the in-laws went back, and thinking that they already
had a long fight and she also had the urge to have sex, the mother
sent the son to the father

Wife : Atan, pi habak kat bapak hang, mak kata WASHING
       MACHINE DAH BAIK, malam ni boleh basuh kain ..

So, Atan went and told his father..... and he went back to
his mother with his father's reply

Husband : Hang pi habak kat mak hang. Bapak kata tak payahlah
          nak basuh kain malam ni ..BAPAK DAH BASUH DENGAN TANGAN!!!

 Wife : @=3F%*@!!=3F=3F*!+=3D#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hampeh punya laki
!!!!!!